01
Cry
Find the repeated problem your audience cannot stop complaining about.
GOAT Rant
They keep crying.You already built the solution.
I turn the problem your audience cannot stop complaining about into a brutally honest promotional roast. Then your product arrives as the solution.
Built for founders, indie teams, and products with a real problem to solve.
The format
Cry Roast Reveal Solution
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Roast
A sharp script calls out the frustrating behavior around that problem.
03
Reveal
The story pivots and shows that your product already solves it.
04
Solution
The product lands as the practical answer people can try next.
The Rant Board
What product do you wish existed?
No product pitches. Tell us about the problem that keeps wasting your time.
“Anything that can solve the job search problem??”
ProductProducts solving this problem
No product has claimed this problem yet.
“I have made an iOS app but i am unable to market it :)) i want a place where only iOS apps exists for better visibility”
DistributionProducts solving this problem
Founders can connect products they own in this browser. List your product first.
GOAT Rant
Let me make some noise about your product.
Turn audience pain into a sharp, funny promotional video that reveals your product as the answer.
GOAT Rant
$149
- Custom promotional roast script
- 60 to 120 second edited video
- Your product positioned as the solution
- Final video delivered to you
- Featured placement on GoatBoard
We roast frustrating patterns and problems, never protected characteristics or individual users.
Ready to be heard?